ME: I travel with a light heart, have a sense of humor towards life, try not to take myself too seriously, and I'm humble and lovable too! :o) I possess conservative core values, and seek a confident man, my best friend really, to create a true partnership that brings out the best in the both of us! I also value, consistent behavior, in people. :-) Looking for a man that can discuss just about any subject calmly and objectively without rupturing an artery or two. Ha!

YOU: Please be a man of integrity and intelligence. Healthy in mind, body and spirit, and live firmly in the present. Please be fiscally responsible and financially stable. Self reflection, and a sense of knowing that your behavior affects "the other", shouldn't be alien concepts to you.

CONTACT ME IF: You believe in the possibility that two people, who bring out the best in each other, can agree to slowly create a harmonious, passionate, faithful, and ultimately, a peaceful committed union, based on respect and a shared outlook towards life together.

ZERO INTEREST IN: Currently separated or newly single sad sacks that harbor unresolved anger about the choices THEY'VE made or the experiences THEY created in their past. Puerile bad boys, barflies, pretentious poseurs, a general inability to direct an objective, critical eye, towards one self. Uhmm...no shiftless couch potatoes, that sport a serious spare tire, please! -- I'm certainly NOT looking for "projects" sorry! Thank you very little.

OR: If you define commitment and exclusivity as a battleground in which you consistently strive to get your way at the expense of the other, then I AM NOT THE WOMAN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. Nor will I EVER be "your mommy" or your beast of burden! You peeplez need to heet' dee' r-r-road, pronto!

UHMMM NO: Should you be a man, that views woman as "vehicles for disposable pleasures", DON'T EVEN FLIPPING CONTACT ME!!!

Whew! That was exhausting.

Hmmm...first date? Lemme think. Okay, I got it!!! We could be air vaced to Kokomo, Indiana!!! I hear it's lovely this time of year! Then...we could hang out in a cafe and discuss Kierkegaard and Nietzsche. Whatta turn on!

Nah...scratch that! A cup of joe, or a glass of wine, perhaps??? That would be just fine with me.