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areallylongusername : millionaire seeks La-Shopper
City
vancouver British Columbia
Sign
Cancer
Height
6' 0" (183 cm)
Age
44 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Average
Religion
Non-Religious
N/A
hello gorgeous
dating
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Friends

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
competitive lingerie modeling judge
Smarts
Bachelors degree
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
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Knights In the Service of Satan - aka KISSgodzillavaginataritism
free stuffMollys Reachreally romantic stuff
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brown paper boxes tied up with stringdogs that dont bitecats that dont scratch
stuffwomen on topinteresting things
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practising making babiespractising being a lesbiansex
kissingbible studiescigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna
liquor and whoresGwen Stefanidid I say Gwen Stefani
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About Me
The 10 things I do not know:

err ... I dont know.

I have a really long user name, but you can call me Right .... Mr. Right - or i will also settle for "Stud Master Chic Tamer".

I live downtown by the park, i work in richmond. I drive a gas-pig TJ jeep, but try to bike to work 2-3 times a week. I am trying to "virtually" bike across Canada. So far I am about 100km from toronto ...should I turn back now ? ... winter is about to set in ...doh !.

You might find me biking to work along maple and cypress... one street west of cypress (the bike route) ..I guess i bike outside of the crowd. My bike ain't fancy, a clunker with noisy gears (I curse the day I first tried to adjust them ... noisy since) but that makes it more fun-ner (;-)) when i pass all them fancy folks with the tights, and the dark glasses, and the fibre frames, who look oh so good ... dont mind my noise gears ... !

I like to walk the sea wall.. mostly people watching. Sometime on weekends I like to bike around stanley park, false creek, ... with a pit stop in granville island to shop for sunday/saturday dinner and a "sampler round" at granille island brewery. Ocassionally I am guilty of feeding the tourists in stanley park, even though I know that just makes them more aggressive and they start demanding food.

No I am not a fitness nut ... just the days are getting shorter, so trying to pack things in.

I'm more of a pub guy then a night club guy, but that is counter balanced by my home-body verse travel-guy ... I have travelled alot on business ... so i can immerse myself to either extreme....I've eaten live stuff & stuff i still dont know.... yet my favorite pub has roast beef and yorkshire pudding on sunday nights.

Hmmm what else ...
pets? none, but:
favorite dog name: Peanut J. Wigglebutt
favorite cat name: Toot Uncommon

Stuff:
Gotta admit ... I still find this pretty amusing:
A: Bert & Ernie ...go Gangstaaaaaa....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc

B: the original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3U3R3b1dOg

Whats your vote. A or B ?

And this is kinda cheeky ...and a great campfire song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO92VGKOYy4

My Proudest moment? hmmmmm ,,,,
well ... I am not the type to brag, it has something to do with my profession, ask me about it ! I got an award

oh ya ... and just to cover all the basis ... i like sex a lot ...well alot-lot ..soooo Helllooooo sex manics

put this in your profile because ...
!##!@%#!^!^!^$!ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV...hmmmmm....ABCDEFGHIJK ...
B E C A U S E
_B_E_C_A_U_S_E ...thats why!
!@%!^%#^!^!12346589....hmmmm 124356...

DAM IT !! ...."accross the sky and down from heaven, this is the way we draw a ????"


So that is my ramble for today. One favor ..if you email me ..please type slow so i can understand it.


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M A N Warning:
=======================================================
I am a man, and because I am a man I like meat, and I like my meat fresh.

When stationed in front of a BBQ I become B A R B A R I A N - M A N. Do not disrupt or attempt to direct cooking procedures. Do not approach the M A N by surprise or make comments about appropriate beer drinking. If the M A N was enjoying the Beer the reaction may be unpredictable. If you do surprise or make such comments to M A N do not persist; it is recommended to speak in a feminine yet confident voice, raise your hands above your head to appear larger, and back away. Move slowly, dont run, do not look timid or appear like a easy meal the M A N might want to eat ;-). Offerings of beer, or sex, .... or beer, will help distract the M A N and refocus him on the BBQ.

This has been a M A N warning.


First Date
I think if we got together for a casual drink/coffee ... then if the chemistry was right a "first date" idea would probably not be such a monumental decision.

..unless of course you wanted to see a monument as a first date... my goodness you cheeky girl !



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