Gonna be like everyone else and just go "WTF?!" I like to do a little , and , and , and sometimes even . But what I really like to do is get all wild and crazy with a in my hand and dress up like and fulfill naughty and erotic love sessions while playing Wii Bowl.

J/K - I should give this thing a shot since I have a little time.

Some call me burly, some mistake me for Steve Austin (I don't see it). I'm not huge and bulked up, but I've got some meat on the bone and some color on the skin. I do the Softball thing twice a week and Soccer on weekends just to keep my mind sane from the daily bullsh*t of babysitting grown men all week (construction, gotta love it). Been known to get riled up and put people in their place, which HAS to be the old USMC training kicking in. Most of 'the guys' are at least 8 - 10 years older than me and are coworkers (I've excelled at a young age).

I don't like the "Gossip Queen" type, but I do like a woman that can carry a conversation and enjoy sarcastic gab. Being that I'm not looking for love, I really don't GAF what you look like, although sassy, petite, well groomed supermodels do spark my interest.

Dogs: Boxers...gotta love 'em. I've got two and they're what I carry instead of a handgun. They're also the sworn protectors of my li'l girl should Daddy get knocked out.

Baseball & Football: Angels and Browns, baby. I'm either "lighting up the halo" or hangin' in the "Dawg Pound."

I am the typical TYPE A personality, but I have a dumbass side that is revealed on occassion. Beer helps, but isn't a requirement. Shock 'em...

Track me down IM style to chit the chat - foolio_75@yahoo.com

First date? C'mon now, that's an easy one: Dinner at Duke's by the pier so we can listen to the band with the waves breaking in the background (as close to Hawaii as you can get in SoCal), and a stroll on the beach to bond and walk off dinner. And no, there won't be any freakin' Rose Ceremony! But who said anything about date? How about we just plan for a french fry fight at MacD's?