| | Where to start? Nothing like being on the spot, eh. Totally new to this but the good news is that it looks like nobody reads these anyway:)
I am an established, career-oriented person, honest and loyal (which I also value in others) to a fault with a good sense of humor. I enjoy spending time with friends/family and an active lifestyle. Those who can hold an intelligent conversation, provide good company, enjoy outdoor activities or a night out on the town, your services may be required...
You:
-Intelligent
-Witty
-Active
-Driven - have goals and can execute a plan
-Intelligent (did I say that already?...this ones important)
-Can hold a conversation
-Not too shy
-Considerate and cares about others
-Have range (this ones really open to interpretation, if you're open minded, this follows)
Just to help define what might be left to imagination:
-If you feel the need to ask for pics of my abs, pecs, ass or "junk", you probably shouldn't contact me
-If you feel the need to provide half-naked pics of yourself prior to me knowing at least your first name, you probably shouldn't contact me
-If you have pics of NOTHING other than you wasted beyond recognition, drinking booze from a bottle, or pretending to drink booze from a bottle, you probably shouldn't contact me
-If you have problems making sentences, ones that are somewhat "grammerically" correct or write like you're 50-cent, you probably shouldn't contact me.
-If you're looking for a "sugar daddy", to get some "action", or a "meeting" with you and your other half, male or female, you probably shouldn't contact me
-If you feel the need to be rude, offensive, lack a sense of humor or might be inclined to not reply to a message politely, you probably shouldn't contact me (I wouldn't be rude or ignore you in person if you were talking to me, I figure the least I should do is reply politely if messaged, perhaps you'll read this and pass it along the idea). Karma--need I say more?
-If you have been offended by reading any of the above (or more importantly don't see the humor in it, strange or otherwise) you definitely shouldn't contact me... |
