I love you ladies I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not tall but I am dark and devilishly handsome. I like materialistic things that are a total waste of money and love blowing a weeks wages on a surprise for a filly that takes my eye. I'm quite shallow and very chauvinistic but I'm sure you would learn to just agree


Get on me!

I've always quite liked the thought of skipping all that getting to know each other malarkey and getting straight down to business, obviously only if I find you physically attractive, thats like a disclaimer, I won't do you if you're not to my taste.

After a session on me you would enjoy freshly boiled chicken super noodles and a Regal king size.

I actually think think that is the dream date of all women these day.