I model part-time for Victoria’s Secret just for some spending money while working on my doctorate in Nuclear Physics. I havn't had time to make space for my Nobel Prize or Pulitzer on my bookshelf, and havn't taken my degrees to be framed yet, as I'm busy volunteering at the SPCA and homeless shelter soup kitchen.

I'm a former gymnast, and made the Olympic team but had to go to Europe because I'm first chair violinst with the Euopean Master Orchestra. I'm the only child of elderly wealthy parents who own a sporting goods store, boat dealership, a chain of motels, hardware and liquor stores, and a shooting range.

I want a man who models part-time for Calvin Klein jockeys just for extra spending money while working on his doctorate in Mechanical Engineering. He hasn't had time to make space for his Nobel Prize or his Pulitzer on his bookshelf, hasn't taken his degrees to be framed yet, as he's busy volunteering at the nursing home and hosting a charity telethon.

He's a former weight lifting - martial arts champion and made the Olympic team but had to go to Europe because he's a consultant with the European Union. He's the only child of very, very elderly wealthy parents who own a chain of designer shoe stores, day spas, ladies’ clothing stores, gourmet restaurants, European chocolate specialty shops, maid services, lawn care and car detailing businesses.

He picks me up at 6 in the morning. (My butler is in on the secret, so he's already packed the appropriate clothes and equipment, of course.) The limo whisks us to the airport where we board your private jet, and after a lovely champagne breakfast, we arrive in Tahoe. It's a glorious bluebird day on the slopes, and we both revel in our Olympian skill. Back at the boutique hotel, we take a long luxurious bath in the pool-sized jacuzzi tub surrounded by millions of candles. Dinner reservations are for 8, but we miss them so we order in seafood and caviar that we eat while snuggled in front of the raging fireplace.
In the morning my hair still looks absolutely fabulous.