****EDIT: I am not looking for a relationship right now. I am looking for fun. I want to see what the world has to offer. Yeah that is right, I am the first man to say it like it is and not play games. If you are looking for the love of your life, please don't look to me for it. I am looking for friends or lovers, not fiances and wives. *sigh* Yeah that is weird to say... lol****

Isn't it funny how simple a statement like "I am who I am" could offend so many people? How being different, claiming to be apart of a movement like "rockabilly" or "punk" would make a person angry? What defines a person these days? What makes someone who they are and yet find a way to be accepted by the world around them? You want to know something that may shock the very foundation of your spirit? Something that will make you slink away in your dark shanty of an existence? "I really don't care what people think. I am who I am, because that is what the fates dealt to me. Deal with it and be my friend, or walk away and never look at me again. I am who I am, and I love it."

I am the quintessential family man. I am the power to make people whole. I am the lover you have always wanted. I am the person you long for when you want to be brought back to the real world. I am the topic of everyone's conversation. I am who I am, which can be anything you want it to be whether you like it or not. I am not your average Joe. I do what I want to, and accept the consequences of what happens after. I am the person you cry on when your friends screw you over. I am someone who encourages you to reach for your dreams, but will snap you back to reality if you go down the wrong path. I am happy, and will brighten your day. I am firm and fair and will hurt those that hurt the people close to me. I am excepting of everyone, and will be the first person to greet you. I lie when I need to, but tell the truth most of the time. I play games and watch television, but would rather go out and do something. I enjoy my intelligence, and use it to explore my creativity and imagination.

I like going to movies but only with someone else. I like to cook. I like watching random T.V. shows that could only be classified as "nerdy" or "Only for Losers who live with their parents". I love my family. I like cuddling, and candles, and baths. I like the sound of children playing. Children make me happy, and I want to have a boy and a girl when I get married. I like white noise when I sleep. I like the good times spent watching friends make fools of themselves as they drink throughout the night. I like sex. I like to watch cats fight each other. I love big dogs that are lazy but love attention.

I hate fake people, you know the people who pretend to like something only to get "cool friends" or something similar. I hate it when you get sand in your shoe. I hate it when you wake up alone. I hate it when you have been waiting for a whole week to watch your favorite show, only to have it be a re-run. I hate people with Fancy cars who drive 40 miles over the speed limit, only to have me yell out the window "Sorry about your penis, dude!" I hate losing a close friend to heart failure. I hate watermelon, but will eat any other food on this planet. The only thing I hate more than Watermelon is artificially flavored watermelon (and water chestnuts). I hate it when people don't tell me what is bothering them, and bottle it up until they blow up. I hate the color Orange on me. I hate hating things, only because there is so much hate in the world already. But I need to hate things, so that I can appreciate all the things I like more.

So what is left to say? I could go on and on about how I love sex and all the wonderful things that come with it, or talk about how I think we should talk about our lives and what not. I could even tell you that I am an amazing artist (I think so at least) and that I am going to school for Illustration and Graphic Design. I could say a lot more about myself, but I think I need to sit back and let you read all this… let it settle so that you can come up with a reply.

The first date is something of wonder and terror. I love the feeling of butterflies right before you knock on your date's door. I love the sudden jump of emotion as she opens the door and smiles at you. I love to cook so I typically invite people over to my place for drinks and some random type of food that I make. I love to sit back and just talk about the random things in life before making any type of mood. I ask a lot of questions to help better understand the person I am trying to date. Things like "What do you do for fun" and "What is your favorite... ". I am also very blunt and will tell you within 15 minutes of meeting you if things are going to work out. That is a typical first date. I am open for anything honestly