Created Phirst = God made me. Broke the mold. Then made all these other "regular" guys. ***smiles***

Well, lets get the fishing rod back-a-cracking!

I'm still somewhat new to the Dallas area. I'm 27...hmmm, I have a bachelor and a masters, so I'm educated. Well at least I attended school long enough for someone to hand me some certificates of completion. But I am intelligent.

I'm well rounded. I like to crack jokes. I try not to worry, I look for the brighter things in life. I'm laid back and chill. Like for real, lol. I'm not super mister "let me show off my incredible intelligence" man. I'm not stuck on myself. I don't think I'm the hottest thing walking but I'm confident in myself.

I have 2 beautiful children. No, like gorgeous. I sometimes look at their pictures and give the Superman stance in awe! *smiles*. I know a lot of folks are afraid of the whole baby mama drama thing but mine are across the country so there will be no slashed tires or surprise pop ups, or calls in the middle of the date talking about, "you gotta come get them right now!"

What I AM looking for in a woman: (this kinda short cuz it's not hard but it's hard to find it...what the hell?!?!)

1. Can you be smart? Please! You don't have to have a college degree. It would be nice to have one, but man, when you think a 401k is a gun. No! No! NOOOOOO!

2. Can you be nice? Please! I mean, you don't have to be swerving into trees to avoid a squirrel in the middle of the street. But can you NOT curse out the 16 year old kid that didn't get your order correct at Taco Bell?

3. Can you have a job? (unless you're rich!) Please! I've got 2, you can't have 1?

4. Can you like sweat? (I probably lost you with that one) What I mean is, can you be pretty when you need to be pretty and just look regular and BE comfortable in your God given, un-Lo'Real'd face? If we are at...uh...Cheddars. And we're eating, we're vibing, and you're pulling a compact out of your purse and fixing your make up every 10 minutes and wondering if your nose is shiny. No! I want to shoot some hoops! Do some kickboxing! Go dancing! Go for a walk! Something that you gonna have to hang the stilettos up for.

5. Can you show your interest? Like, not talking to someone for weeks doesn't show you're interested. Call a brother, say hello. Take initiative. It's 2008 right? You know you can call sometime too right?

5. Can you look alright. Like, I'm alright looking. I'm not a super model, you don't have to be either. But just be alright looking. And, uhm...*clears throat* an..*mumbles under breath* nice ass *ahem* would be nice as well! Hahaha...just kidding. Kinda.

What I'm NOT looking for in a woman:

1. If you still live with your parents. Nope!

2. If you're married but separated. Or divorced but your ex husband doesn't feel the same way and he is sitting outside of the house and following you around. And still spending the night at your place and you're still spending the night at his place. Nope, Nope!

3. If all you want to do is sit around the house. Come on now, it's Dallas. The 9th largest city in the U.S. and all you want to do is sit in the house watching tv? Nope, Nope, Nope!

4. If you don't have any good days. Everyday is another issue, another problem, another hassle, everything is stressful and nothing in your life is right. Nope, nope, nope, nope!

*rubs chin* hmmm, what else have I encountered that I'm not feeling.

5. If you still live in the projects. Nope! You can be from the projects, but if you're still there...oh hell no! Cuz I met this one person from here and she neglected to let me know that's where she stayed. I mean I pulled up and it's folks all standing outside talking about, "what's up blood! Where you from? Who you coming to see?" Bahahahaha...I was waiting on the hell date devil to pop out!

I think that's about it now. And if I type a lot, I talk a lot as well. Sooo, if you don't like to converse...don't bother.:down:

First Date. I don't know. I've been watching too many dating shows. I want to do some stuff like them. I want to go shoot some arrows. How about laser tag? I've never really been bowling before so that is kinda fun to me. Plus I get to look at your booty when you bend over?!?! (I'm jus being real!) Hahaha

Uhm, what else...where can we ride some horses? I'll google it!

Let's just have some fun all while engaging in the whole, I'm ____. I'm from ____. In life I'd like to ________ someday. I have ___ brothers and ____ sisters. You know, the whole, "I just want to get to know you" phase.

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