my name is amber. i'm twenty four years old. i'm the shortest person in every crowd and i'm almost guaranteed always make you laugh. 60% of the time all the time. just sayin'. i don't drink. my liver and jack daniels hate eachother. let's be real, if you can't have jack, why are you drinking? i feel like i'm 30 on the inside. i can't even deal with drama. i think i was born in the wrong era. i was conceived to the song "that smell" by lynyrd skynyrd (fact.) i'm looking for someone open minded. someone that can see the beauty in the imperfection. someone that is beyond games and cheap thrills. i like to live my life as happily and adventurous as possible..i want someone real. i feel like i'm searching for something and someone that doesn't exist. i'm picky - about everything. but totally libra enough to be completely indecisive. i'm educated in the random. i like a specific type of man. if i don't reply to you, i'm sorry. i have confidence in the strangest aspects. i need someone that i can talk to about anything and nothing at all. i know what it is to be treated like a queen and i refuse to settle for anything less. by no means am i a diva. i'm a makeup loving girly girl that has absolutely no qualms with getting dirty. don't be surprised if i ask to speak to you on the phone. i find it's much easier to figure out in five minutes on the phone if you can converse with someone than online. i love to read. i enjoy walking. i'll listen to any type of music but i have a divine passion for underground hiphop. i don't have children of my own, but i love them - i have absolutely no problem with a man that has his own.

i've never been on a real date. no, i'm serious. i haven't.