Yup, I'm a bit of an awkward guy until I get to know what someone is about. I have a bit of a dark sense of humor, and have found myself on the bad side of being a little too honest. I haven't had the best luck with the ladies as of the past few months, so I usually just turn to my emotional staple, music. I appreciate almost every genre of music except hip-hop and techno, thus you won't see me doing to much dancing unless there is alcohol involved, at which, it will be more like an episode of my new t.v. show "Hey everyone!, watch this guy have a seizure". I've been a musician for nearly the past ten years, and rip up some strings in a metal/screamo/experimental band that you should, or shouldn't check out. the ole mine space .com/circusunderwater
I'm not the biggest fan of talking about myself, esp. towards a random public, so do the whole message thing if you care to know anything more.
Oh, no children please. I don't want to have to take care of someone else's personal choices. (Was that cold?....or just the truth?) I enjoy cooking up some mad dishes. Who doesn't like food? I can ride my bike sweet ass new bike with no hands for about 5 seconds, and I am utterly horrible at video games so I don't even try. I can't see in the dark, and I prefer miracle whip, and watching adult swim... You kids don't even know.. I hope the only reason I'm on this site is not to entice 35yr old women with 3 kids. (Not saying that they are bad, or to be shunned, thats just not what I'm up for) On that note, I'd just like to say that I recently saw someone place a picture of their babies w/ their ex-lover on their page... That's a great way to attract someone. "Hey look at what you'll have to deal with if you get into a relationship with me" should be the caption for that one....

Hmmm. I'd say this one is up in the air; way high... I don't go on too many first dates (oh so sad, yes I know). What's the norm? Dinner, movie, go to a park,zoo, chuck e. cheese?, grab a few drinks? Bank heist? Who knows, whatever you're into really, for I am pretty flexible and can withstand most awkward situations up to a certain point(No, try me....really. David Bowie wrote the song "Under Pressure" about me even though I was a mere sparkle in his eye when he impregnated my mother with his space juice and created yours truly.) Personally, I'm into going out to a vast, vacant corn field w/ a date and then playing a rousing game of "swallow the knife"... I have been known to go first on only the rarest of occasions... Any takers?.... Anyone.... Buller? FYI, If you are somehow still in the process of reading and you come across this line, and have yet to contact me, you should give up on life, list your soul on eBay, and call it quits on life.