Wow, this is the hardest part of the questionaire! I am married and plan on staying that way so if your looking for a long term relationship I should probably not be your first pick. I am a smart-ass. Can't help it as it was just the way I was born. I will keep you smiling (laughing hopefully) as I love to quip about everything. I am just looking for someone to spice up life... for both of us. Talk can be fun and chatting enjoyable if you have the right partner for either. Give me a holler if you want to hear about the most inane things looked at from a new perspective. PS: ya gotta be discreet and understanding. Thanks for reading!