My name is Stephanie.
I am a mom.
I am independent.
I am a comedian, well, not really, but I think I'm funny;)
I'm afraid of spiders.
I have my own house in the ghetto.
I own my car. It's little, white, and loud.
I have an attitude problem, don't care if it bothers you.
I'm honest. Brutally honest.
I don't judge people, but also don't care if I am judged. Your opinion of me doesn't matter.
I love to cook. I'm great at it too.
My kids are spawns of the devil. But I love them.
I am an attention whore.
I have OCD, and am occassionally psychotic.
I am a tomboy. I like cars and fast, can't help it.
I am a Leo, very prideful.
I am drama free.
I have a fear of being smothered, metaphorically speaking.
I was born and raised right here in Indy. I'll never leave, not permanently.
I have an extremely high iq, but lots of blonde moments.
The red hair is natural. So are the freckles.
I have a high tolerance, but get annoyed with the little things.
I am outgoing.
I smile alot.
I am an adrenaline junky.
I wish to die while having sex, or immediately after.
I, for the most part, dislike the female race. Girls are scandelous and full of drama.
I have the biggest heart of gold, love to help people, and do not expect anything in return.
I think a guy should cater to a woman, if the woman is willing to cater back.
I love flowers. I'm cheap.
I don't expect anything from anyone, but don't turn away kindness.
I drink, on occassion. I'm not afraid to get drunk.
PS - You can find me on my space... /sexi.momma



Ok, so if you've made it this far, then kudos. Not that anyone is really interested but a little more about me: I am looking for a guy that wants to have fun, and has no problem being catered to. One that is willing to spoil me, and in return be spoiled. I don't want a couch potato that sits around all the time and never wants to do anything. I am a very active person, and even though I need some down time every now and then, for the most part I stay busy.

For all those who keep emailing me saying "hey let's do it" etc, buzz off. I ain't looking for someone that just wants that. I'm looking for my better half, so to speak.

Someplace fun! Anything that keeps a smile on both our faces the whole time! (Definite brownie points for creativity)