Don't worry this part will be shorter than most.

I have to say that there is no potent a weapon to turn off a lady than initiating dialog over myself. I am not even sure why I should ramble on, because its been established beyond certainty that this is the part I suck at and if anything I'm just beating a dead horse by continuing. If only I could find something that says "Introverted Nerd" and swoons a lady equally well. Therein lies my conundrum.

Alright truth be said, I'm an out and out nerd and I was starting to get worried that I was enjoying the anti social life a little too much and hence I thought I'd give this a shot and see just how accepting society(read:women) is of us; socially stunted geeks.

say what?