(DO READ MY PROFILE -- I WILL BE ASKING QUESTIONS ON IT LATER)

Hi there I'm Troy.. just arrived in LA and here to study, work and just enjoy the city and what it has to offer. I'm pretty chill, with a great sense of humor and just looking for a cute intelligent girl to hang out with and have some fun with.

I do tend to get on better with arty/creative/dreamy girls or the 'art student' type, so if you're a hard nosed career girl majoring or employed in high finance, psychology or political science look else ware.. oh and kids are no problem, always need an extra Madden NFL 09 or FIFA Soccer partner for the 360. I'm also half English on my dad's side who now lives in London (which explains the strange humour) and can consequently do an awesome British accent (complete with****ey slang) if that's your kick.

I like the indie scene for partying (EBM/Goth/Darkcore/Ethereal/Elektroklash/triphop) but I am open to jazz, metal, sca, techno and if intoxicated enough, 80's retro. Good music's very important to me so no-one into R&B/HipHop/Rap please.. as with a few very notable exceptions it really gets on my tits.

Other things about me... well I got some tatz and piercings, listen to conspiracy radio -- Alex Jones infowars.com -- and I tend to read back to front on the forums, drink imported British tea with milk and 2 sugars and other weird stuff like that. I love to travel too and just got back from Greece, Romania, Ukraine and Poland where I had a gr8 time.

So far, this dating thing has been a bit of a mixed bag from the odd stalker, people looking nothing like their photo and to this chick getting me drunk on our first date and then stealing my shoes after I passed out at the bar -- had to walk home in my socks. But anyway, I'm prepared to give it a few more shots.. or at least until I run out of footware.

Finally, on any given Thursday I like to go to an alternate universe where after a pleasant day's work walking cats and painting combine harvesters fluorescent indigo, I pop up to the mile high bar in the sky called Pluto Dawn and enjoy a pint of a cherryblok wine, 2 shots of Spiritus and a belly dance from a Peruvian armadillo called Nancy.

(Um, the above was a joke unless you are on shrooms reading this (or Spiritus) and were not only in the same bar as me, but also slipped Nancy a few bucks for a lap dance -- good on ya!)

Anything else you wanna know just ask me...


THINGS I LIKE:

Pineapple ice cream.. FPS.. the sound of thunder.. historic towns and castles.. ice cold milk straight from the freezer.. being in Disneyland on acid.. the crashing of waves on a rough Welsh coast.. black moon parties.. performing sealions.. laughing till I'm rolling about on the floor.. playing the IPOD at full belt and pretending I'm a secret agent.. Siamese cats that hug you.. Rottweilers that love you.. the German accent and the afterglow of a pretty girl's smile.

THINGS I HATE:

Most Hip Hop.. THE NWO.. all politicians.. hitting the INSERT key by mistake and erasing letters.. my earphones getting tangled up.. commercials.. losing the controller so I can't MUTE the FKN commercials and having to tear the place apart b4 finding it an hour later somewhere totally unrelated -- and of course -- even more of those ******* wires and cables getting tangled up arrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh...



TROY'S CONSPIRACY OF THE WEEK:

I will take a crack at a S.A.V flu virus Wall Street conspiracy theory.

Trillionaires behind Wall Street:

Mr. X "Sir there is a LOT of attention coming from the masses on our banking fraud. If it gets out that the entire stock market and banking industry is fraudulent, and about to collapse, I can see them passing Mr. Paul's Federal Reserve auditing bill."

Mr. Y "What do you recommend?"

Mr. X "I recommend we do something BIG to distract the masses. Something REALLY big, that will last a long time. Something that will light up the news media and hold that attention for good."

Mr. Z "What do you have in mind: war, terrorist attack?"

Mr. X "Well, now might be the perfect time to release Specimen 8-X75, our genetically-engineered flu virus, made to appear of natural origins."

Mr. Z "ManBirdPig? Why Mr. X, you are absolutely devilish!"

Mr. Y "Yes, and you know the best part!? We'll manufacture a quote on quote *cough* antidote and sell it all their governments to innoculate them with, forcibly if need be."

Mr. Z "You mean, we can actually make money out of this too? Brilliant!"

*Clapping all round*

Mr. U "OK men, if we do this, this must never leave this room. If this virus gets out, it will kill millions. If it ever gets back to any one of us, we will all wake up dead. Got it? This never happened."

Mr. F "I can't believe they're really going to do it. OMG!"

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Or something like that...

Rockerfellers, Rothchilds, Morgans and etc. Rich investment bankers, Fed shareholders.





"THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1776"

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F*CK THE NWO!!! F*CK THE NWO!!!

A bar with a few pitchers to start and then after that I'm easy.