Hey there, thanks for checking out my profile.
I hope you aren't opposed to some reading...

Right away, I want to say that I'm looking for someone who I can really share a good conversation with. I meet a lot of gorgeous ladies but i find that they can't keep me interested because they act in a way they think i want. I want down to earth, fun, not snobby, adventurous and did i say fun!!
Pretty faces are nice 'n all, but pretty gets old fast if you've got nothing to say. You don't need to be super educated or anything, but being interested in new things and having the ability to discuss *whatever* are super important to me.

So with that said, who am I?
I'm honest and don't believe in playing games. I believe in treating people right and that happiness is contagious. I'm adventurous and open to experience. I've seen and done a lot of things in my time and I've gathered a pretty hefty amount of wisdom (people keep telling me that, anyway). I'm spiritual in my own way. I'm artistic and imaginative. I'm also a bit of a romantic. I'm also a realist and manage to keep things going even when times are tough.

I'm not what you'd call a conformist. I believe people these days subject themselves to the status quo too much. I think heaping expectations upon each other just leads to misery. I'm really not interested in the same old tired few things that people list as "interests" that seem more like desperately trying to fit in.
Ideally, what I'm looking for is someone to share life with. Someone I can do things for and who will return the favor. Someone who is mentally and (I'll be honest) physically stimulating. I'm looking for someone who's got a heart and soul that shines. Someone I can appreciate for all their features and faults and someone who feels the same about me.

That's the ideal.
In the meantime, I enjoy meeting new people. I haven't found anyone who sets my soul to singing the way that I believe it should. Ive met too many plastic women out there. That doesn't mean I'm going to moan and groan about it. People are just damned interesting in general, even if things don't work out or that connection isn't there.

You're never going to find that special connection if you don't try, right?

At the same time, I'm not into rushing things. I believe that if something is going to work out, it's going too work out (mostly) on it's own. I prefer a laid back meeting to trying to impress each other with a bunch of BS. I'm perfectly happy with jean and tee shirt "dates". If things go well, there's some special adventures ahead of us. Like getting some adrenaline !!

Anyway, that's my stab on trying to tell you a bit about me.
There's no way I can hope to truly express who I am in a simple little profile, so if you've got questions, ask 'em!

Good luck on your fishing!


FUNNY STUFF

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure..
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." OUCH !! -lol

Walk on the beach drinking coolers and having a picnic at Capillano suspension bridge then go to the PNE for some HELLAVATOR action. Then if you still have your stomach go dancing. Then start again!!

Female
Age between 18 and 35
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
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