In 1983 three important things happened: The Nintendo Entertainment System went on sale in Japan, Michael Jackson's "Thriller" music video was broadcast for the first time, and most importantly, I burst from out of my Mother's womb grasping a wicked guitar and sporting a devil-may-care attitude! Little did she or the free world quite understand the consequences...

I write songs

I hit a buffalo with my car.

I have a picture of me flexing like Hulk Hogan on top of a mountain.

You should come over and play NES with me.

I spend the weekend dressed like a warrior and beat up my friends with foam weapons. If you can deal with that.

I fix stuff. Not cats.

I'm tall as a mountain. I can eat lightning bolts and crap thunder. I have telekinetic powers. Apparently I'm in the mood to exaggerate at the moment.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I really am not a TV fan but I like watching

Cartoons:

Venture Brothers, Boondocks, Aquateen Hunger Force, Family Guy

Real TV:

Scrubs, Arrested Development, Malcolm in the Middle.

If you fed me Mexican food, I would follow you home. And you probably think I'm joking right now but I'm not.

I read the Necronomicon. It bit me.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

Why my Mom didn't hug me much, What we can do about this whole Jesus thing, My next suit of armor, If Mario considers himself a murderer, and Babies.

The first two worlds of Super Mario Brothers 3 helps me get to sleep at night. I cry at movies.

You should message me if

You feel lucky

if you'd like to talk, I'm jordanaction on aim