Hey oh what's the dilly oh? Y'know what, I enjoy entering a new description about myself most often. Why? Because it's fun, I guess. Anyhow, I'm a twenty-six year old man who is currently listening to Huey Lewis and the News. Why? I don't quite know. It's next to Nine Inch Nails and Muse in my play list. To say the least, my musical taste is quite eclectic. One second it's hip hop the next it's some pop song from the eighties.

Well, I've recently decide to back to nerd-school and take IT at NSCC. I am so good with computers I can turn them into whiskey or something. Kind of like a crappy Jesus, but far, far from holy. Also I've taken up some cycling as of late and hope to make good use of the school gym (which, since it's an IT campus, has to be used by someone).

Anyway, you've read this far and haven't died from boredom, so feel free to carry on and explore my inane ramblings further. They are really quite enthralling.

Here`s a few lists of things I like because people like lists:

Television:

Lost
Hell`s Kitchen
Peep Show
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job

Music:

Nine Inch Nails
Muse
Genesis
Beastie Boys
Underworld
Junkie XL
Matthew Good

Books:

Cryptonomicon
Trainspotting
American Psycho
Survivor
House of Leaves

First we'd hit up the liquor store. Then it's off to buy some smokes and buy some roast chicken chips. After that, we'd go back to my car, turn on the portable toaster oven and cook us up some chicken fingers and oven fries.

After eating our meal fit for a king and queen we'd discuss important topics such as why we can't get beer in personal containers larger than 750mL while each downing bottles of whine. I think after that we might settle in for a movie. I have a really great view of the neighbour's widescreen from the roof of my car.

Once it's all over, I, being the gentleman that I am, will give you the two dollars and twenty-five cents needed for the bus ride home and perhaps give you a call the next day. Hopefully you'd be home between the hours of 11am and 6pm because that's the only time I have access to the corner store telephone. The guy that works the evening shift doesn't like me too much.

Or, you know take a walk and get to know each other at the waterfront and perhaps get a bite to eat a nice restaurant somewhere.

It's your choice really.