How come when you are single you can go through a full day, and you do not receive one damn call or text?

Me....First what I'm not. I'm not a douche bag that wears "croc" sandals. Any man or person for that matter that wears those should be shot! I know the difference between wearing a brown belt with black shoes and vice versa...you know those douche bags. I don't "front" tuck or "frat" tuck my ****ing shirt. I do not play video games.

What I am.... very laid back with a great sense of humor. I can get along with anyone and hold a conversation in any setting. I do not like to plan...I would rather be spontaneous. Simple things please me...like chilling with friends, drinking beer, and listening to music rather than going downtown. I'm very passionate about three things. One, working out. Two, my dog. Three, music. I do not smoke. I'm college educated. My teeth are straight and I have hair.....so why can't I find a girl?

What you should be?.......I'm simple...I just want to find a girl with nice hair, manicured nails, and a thick juicy booty! I don't mind a thick girl, but you have to be proportionate. She has to have strong legs also.

I'm looking for a laid back girl to an extent. Sometimes opposites balance each other out, so if you are a planner that's cool. I would prefer if she takes time out of her week to exercise. I like a girl that drinks beer and eats meat. No smokers please. She must love animals. That's all I can think of at the moment.

I'm very laid back, so feel free to message me. I always respond! Hope to hear from you.

Drinks....conversation....food....what do you think....gawd!