I like sarcasm, live music, scary movies, and I don't do too much without my dog. I'm not into men old enough to be my father, boys who are looking for another mother, or any guy who thinks their sh*t don't stink. I'm fun to be with,most of the time, but not always a lady - - can you deal?

It doesn't take much to impress me, any guy that devotes a few brain cells to remembering a few little things I like is going to go far with me. I can't stand when a guy can remember every sports stat known to man, but can't remember what I like to drink.

The Buffalo Theory - 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm.

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

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