I want to say one thing right off the bat, please dont email me saying crap like "handcuff me" or "Id sure enjoy being arrested by you" huh huuu haaa". For one ive heard those things to many times and it gets old....secondly..my job does NOT define me, its a paycheck, and if im on here I can guarantee you im off work and at home, we all have a job hopefully and ive simply listed mine like everyone else and thats it!!


Now on to more important things... I believe a relationship should be a 50/50 kinda deal that enhances both your lives equally or why even bother right? Im not looking for perfection in a man as no one in this life is even close!!! Just a good, kind hearted yet strong man... who is honest, loyal with an awesome sense of humor, one who always puts his family and responsibilties first, is also of good character with a ton of integrity!!! I like a clean cut, well groomed guy so... no long beards or long hair....that look went out in the 70's seriously....although a well trimmed goatee is HAWT, lol!!! Also if you have a criminal record obviously its a "NO GO" with me, it wouldnt be condusive to my career or family life at all!!! I dont do the bar scene, thats why im here! Ok, WHY does POF ask us if we have a car? Really?? And lastly, im happy and feel complete in or out of a relationship and you should be too!!

Also and lastly... I am looking for something real and long term at this point in my life so with that said... if your just looking for a fling and are going through some kind of a mid-life crisis "good for you, have fun with that" but please pass me by ok!!!

Something simple and informal to be sure we really like each other, first we could go get matching tattoos then, off to a local bar for tequila shots, (some of which you will be drinking from my belly button) then, if were not to drunk we could hit some corner no-tell-motel where we do things that are really immoral and even illegal in some states.... :@. Then we hunt down the nearest taco bueno or popeyes chicken for a romantic dinner in the car.....;)
Ok for those of you with a non-existant sense of humor- Yes i'm just kidding!! A first date should be brief and casual, nothing extravagant, I dont think its wise to plan a long date or an all day event that you both feel obligated to stick to in the event there is no mutual chemistry!!