Are you a POF surfer, bouncing from profile to profile with little interest in substance? Do you have pof.com as your home page? Do you assess a person's character based on physical appearance and judge a book by its cover? If so, this probably isn't the profile you should be reading. Stop now, and search for "stupid jock".
If you're looking for substance, intelligence, and the ability to string together more than four words (I Tarzan you Jane) then say hello. I don't bite, hard, but I do bite often.
In truth, I'm a simple guy, with simple wants and simple needs. What I want is someone who can appreciate eclectic humour, irony and a desire to better themselves. What I need is someone not afraid of challenge, bizarre mannerisms, or eccentric behavior.
Tell me, what are you looking for?

I'd like something simple, like a game of pool in a billiards hall, drinks at a lounge, or maybe even a little picnic at a park. Somewhere where there isn’t a whole lot of noise, and where we could get to know each other easily. Once the awkward phase is over, we could try more elaborate things like amusement parks, concerts or couples ping-pong tournaments.

Female
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not be married