I've been called "hell on wheels" a time or two in my life but really I'm a huge sweetheart. I admit I may be a little fiesty and I manage to amuse the hell out of myself. I love life and making people laugh. Basically I'm a nerd who thinks she's the coolest chick alive and Im completely okay with that.
Let's see...I'm a huge football fan. I love my Dolphins. SHHHH I know, I know. I like to do just about anything and everything, just being out and about makes me happy. I'm pretty easy to please believe it or not.

I play Roller Derby for a non-profit league which is my passion. I get to use it as an avenue to do charity work in the community. Not to mention that I get to beat chicks up for fun in fishnets and short skirts, You're jealous aren't you?

I'm very happily divorced and I have amazing children who mean the world to me. For the record, it is completely okay with me if that doesn't interest you. I don't need to hear about it. Ay I suggest that you eliminate yourself from the gene pool and save someone a headache later.

Anyway, I love meeting new and interesting people. I'm a lot of fun and can always use new friends to start a little trouble with.

First dates are horrible and awkward blaaaah. It needs to be something interactive and physical. FYI Men the movie thing is highly overrated. Be creative and spontaneous.