Got you to stop and read! Read on and I will explain my headline in greater detail. Don't you wish all these silly profiles just had the facts and NO tarted up ways to say unpleasant things? OK, well great, I will go first...

I have a job that I love and really enjoy on a daily basis. For that I am blessed. Most people think I am pretty darn good at it and I would agree. I would be remiss to point out that my job isn’t my life however. I would definitely say I work to live. When I am dead and gone is anybody REALLY going to give a rat’s rear how much I sold and what my sales ranking was? Insert Eddie Izzard voice , “I think not”!
I would much rather be remembered as someone who made you laugh and was that guy you could count on when nobody else would take your call.

My friends would describe me as honest, fiercely loyal, supportive, caring and giving. I am comfortable with people from all walks of life. I can talk to my garbage man as easily and comfortably as I interact with the professionals in my daily job.

I was raised to value people over material possessions. Sure, I enjoy nice things, but I can't image defining myself or someone else by the house/neighborhood or the car they drive.

I would consider myself to be very affectionate. I want to miss someone when I leave them. I want to open my garage door and hope you are home! I want someone to miss me as well. I like holding hands and kissing. I want someone that doesn’t mind me telling them they look beautiful. Even if you just woke up and have that gooky stuff in your eyes and don’t really feel beautiful. I know you are and want to make sure you know it! I am very attracted to brains, a sense of humor and confidence! There is nothing sexier than a beautiful and confident woman! I'm looking for my female BEST FRIEND. Someone with a warm smile, good heart, honest, trustworthy, ... and knows how to COMMUNICATE. Communication is key! It's very important that you can express what you're feeling and thinking because on my long list of things I am good at, mind reading isn’t one of them. I like it when you are silly and funny. I like when you are dressed to the nines or wearing a t-shirt and baseball cap! It is all about that confidence stuff! Is this you?

To be perfectly honest the one thing I truly do NOT bring to the table is drama. Been divorced for about 6-7 years now. No contact with the ex wife. No ex girlfriends I am secretly still pining away for.
If you thrive on being involved in drama and various assorted chaotic situations then please run, run like the wind in the other direction. If you have a history of being involved in abusive relationships where you served as a door mat. Then please run even farther and faster. If you want to be involved with a man that will treat you with mutual respect and admiration that you know you deserve, then please, pull off your shoes and stay awhile! I've been waiting on you and I am glad you have arrived!

If you're reading this as a result of my sending you a message, please keep in mind that singles sites are so very superficial. I noticed your profile because of a picture. I promise you that I've read your profile because I won't attempt to contact you if there isn't something that interests me in your profile. A pretty face is just an empty shell without some form of substance. Just do me a favor and treat mine the same. If my looks are enough to turn you away, I'm fine with that. I figured out long ago I am not all things to all people! Just don't let your inhibitions prevent you from taking the chance. Ask anything you like. I'm not shy! :-)