I am outdoors over indoors, a book over TV, BB Q's and friends over fancy dinners, blue jeans and shorts over fancy dresses and jewelry, high energy over couch potato, I am very passionate about living life to its fullest....I don't waste energy over the past and focus on the future....I am a happy high energy person, I work out and live right. I don't waste time asking what if? I move forward and consider it a lesson learned....I am not bitter and don't blame anyone for my decisions, I would rather laugh at myself than pity myself,,,,life is good and I am wanting to squeeze every ounce for all its worth....I am a firm believer in friends first. Then working from there........because if I find the right one its not just a anyone....
I very seldom drink. That means I have a drink every 6 months or so. And I am looking for someone that is similar to myself.... Even through my profile was written with a smile....I am looking for a healthy friend.......PLEASE READ THIS DISCLAIMER BEFORE PROCEEDING FURTHER: JUST BECAUSE I SAY THE WORD SEX DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM LOOKING FOR THAT. I AM LOOKING FOR A INTELLIGENT WELL ROUNDED MAN. I AM POKING FUN AT MYSELF PROCEED TO READ
My promise to you on the first meeting or phone call
1. I won't ask you to participate in group sex or threesomes
2. I have all my teeth and brush them sometimes I even use mouth wash
3. I don't live in a travel trailer and no I am not secretly rich living the simple life
4. I can buy my own coffee or dinner.
5. I won't get drunk and throw up on you
6. I won't tell you my sexual experiences especially while eating
7. No I haven't had a homosexual experience
8. I won't surprise you at your house...especially since you haven't meant me yet
9. I won't compare you to my Ex Boyfriend or Ex Husband heck I might not even
talk about them
10. I won't ask if your impotent the first ten seconds into a conversation
11. Heck I won't even ask if your blessed.....and you do know what I mean
12. I'll try not to slurp my soup
13 I will try not to spit on you while talking
14. I don't have a mansion...
15. I am not 21 yrs old...and again I am to poor for the surgeries to be 21 again
16. I won't ask for a loan....not even for gas money to get home
17. My Daughter doesn't have children she lives on her own,,,,nor is she married living with her first cousin and doesn't live in a travel trailer.
18. I put my profile picture up on the Internet because no one cares who I am...even through my family and friends make fun of me
19. My picture is me..even through I went through a zillion pictures to find the best one...I don't take good pictures.
20. I might be butt ugly to you but I am not in a committed relationship nor am I married
21. I won't text you while sitting on the toilet I am not that romantic
22. I can walk a block
23. I promise to bath and brush my teeth before meeting you..heck I will even throw
clean clothes on
24. I am not heavily medicated.....I do take hormones...it keeps everyone safe from
me.
25. I won't ask to have your baby
26. I don't mind someone drinking..a little bit....but if everyone is the bar knows
your name and it isn't Norm......well enough said
27. My last promise is I won't have my parents there to meet you,,,,
I know I have to much time on my hands...but I am original and I can use spell check
good luck....
I am trying very hard not to smoke....I have had a few slips. Not because of the prices....because of my Father. He can't breath. And it is a very hard thing to watch. But he also can't quit. I love him so much. He has asked me numerous times to quit. But seeing someone suffer such as he...I am giving this my best shot. Wish me luck...Update...the little pill I am taking for smoking is just now starting to work....it is starting to make me sick everytime I smoke.......yes I am back to the grouchy part because I don't like feeling sick. Should have done this sooner.

Being this is the Internet a place that you consider safe..
1. No group sex, I have a aversion to being seen naked by a group of people
2. No three somes, same aversion applies
3. No words with 69 attached to the end of your name.....hopefully you can be more
original than that
4. No I don't need to know about your first homosexual experience whenever I am
eating.......or any other sexual experience....I have a vivid mind and throw up
easy.....
5. No naked pictures........if you think you know what you look like naked think again...unless you are very blessed it doesn't turn out well besides once I have seen the naked picture.....I am no longer curious 6. If you haven't had sex in 6yrs..and tell me in 5 seconds of a phone conversation I probably am not going to meet you
7. If you haven't had sex in 10 yrs...I know that I am not meeting you...
8. If God calls you on the phone on a regular basis.....well I am not a angel
9. If your from one of those little countries and look like a model.....I already
know that you love me.....and you and I can move into my new mansion together and live happily ever after.
10. If you text me....I know your sitting on the toilet because your wife is in the
other room.....that's so romantic.....ughhhh
11. Hanging up in the middle of a conversation. Your wife just walked in. 12. If your picture is ten years old and you have gained a hundred pounds and you think that is me meeting you for coffee.......my stupid car broke down.....I wonder who that woman was that looked like me.........
13. I am poor....so no I don't loan money
14. Even through younger men are really cute.......anyone younger than 40 yrs old....I want to only give Motherly advice....not sex
15. Athletic means....you can at least walk a block
16. Outdoors doesn't mean watching a nature program or sitting in the sun room
17. Energetic means doing more than taking your plate to the sink
18. I like camping...but living in your travel trailer full time doesn't sound fun to me.....yes I know that your rich and living the simple life.
19. Talking about your Ex Girl friend or **** Ex wife like yesterday and you haven't seen either of them in ten years....probably won't get a second date
20. Talking about your sexual experience's with the **** Ex Wife and Girlfriend definitely won't get you a second date
21. Not having a picture up means...your so high profile and popular you would embarrass yourself like i am doing right now..or your married, living with someone, in a committed relationship or your butt ugly
22. Drugs...yes drugs are a no no....even through you might consider pot a natural
drug if Mr Police man can arrest you for it please don't bring it.
23. Your natural unbathed self might not repel the animals but it does me
Enough said....Good luck