Me in a nutshell:
Vital Statistics:
6’ 3”, 210 lbs. Blue eyes, light brown hair (fairly conservative, I might add), moustache, 46 years (Old? Young? – what’s the difference…) People describe me as very handsome – as opposed to sexy. I’ve never been married. Occupation: Over-glorified accountant. (Controller). Smoke?: No. Drink?: Not any more (Not any less either!) Kids?: None yet, but I’m thinking at least 38-38 would be the most appropriate, since I have fiduciary responsibilities to consider… I love the little rascals! (I might be charmed into more with the right gal, but given age considerations, that's questionable.) Communicable diseases: none. (Thank God) What else… Well, YOU will need to do the probing… (You can’t give it ALL away in an ad, fer cryin’ out loud!)

I’m the “happy-go-lucky” type who views life as a series of wonderful experiences, both good and bad. Currently, the “bad” is that I’m (to be politically correct) “Meeting new people challenged.”
The good is that I’m happy (let’s amend that to “content”) with where and who I am. Clearly, there is an element missing, and that would be: You?
My likes include, but are certainly not limited to: cooking, reading, hiking, playing with the PC, movies, sailing, Golf (*^*%^*&$%#) (You fellow golfers out there know what I mean), relaxing in front of the tube, long walks to anywhere holding hands, bubble baths (how MANLY, eh?), and just about anything that could be construed as fun and/or new! Just don’t make me go dancing with you too often without a little practice, lest you be embarrassed to the point of reclusion!

You should be in the same “nutshell”:
A) Wonderful
Well that about covers it, I think…

OK. Some of you may prefer specifics:
I am looking for the perfect young lady between the ages of 35-52 (That’s flexible if you consider yourself “mature” and flexy :) ) You ideally would be self-assured, vivacious, quick-witted, humorous, professional, as sweet as a peach slathered in cream, unpretentious, forgiving, but demanding simultaneously, and possess all the countless thousands of other qualities that make up the perfect gal, as complex as that may be… So, if you consider yourself up to these “exalted” standards, FLING ME THAT E-MAIL!!!

That all depends on the victim of choice! But anywhere/anything where we can talk comfortably and get to know each other without having to yell (i.e. bar)