Hi,

Well, about me.... like every body else I'm not good at writing about myself so please don't be shy to ask! I enjoy the outdoors and playing sport. I lead a fairly active life and enjoy the occasional pint or glass of wine. I enjoy my job, love music, reading and talking rubbish. I think football is a game not a lifestyle, cars are a form of transport not something to play thumping tunes in while your chavvy mates sit in the back yelling at girls, I can spell lyk reelly good (but I occasionally make mastikes) and I really hate toilet seats that don't stay up (or even worse fall down half through, it's hard being male sometimes). I have all my own teeth, a full head of hair, am almost sane and have all the right bits in the right places. So if this has grabbed your attention don't be shy to send me a message! It would be nice to hear from you. The type of person I would like to meet would be confident, not scared to make the first contact, and probably a little eccentric. They would definitely have a sense of humour.

For a first date I would pick you up in my porsche 911, Jaguar, Lotus or vauxhall corsa, depending on which one I had managed to hire. I would then take you to one of Brightons most exclusive restraunts where we will briefly look through the window before making our way to to the local pub up the road. I will then woo you with my numerous personal anecdotes involving humorous happenings in the office that day. After the dinner we would go for a romantic stroll along the beach. I would then escort you home and at the end of the night I would insist that you sign a pre-nuptial agreement in order to have a second date.

Nah, just joking! I have no idea what I would do! I'd take it as it comes, best made plans are unmade plans and all that.