The best way to tell you all about is to first emphasize what I'm not. I'm not thug-a-licious, a masta playa, or anything else that requires ebonics to pronounce; I'm not Tommy, Armani, GQ, DKNY, Ambecrombie, or anything that would be considered "trendy"; I am "old" Navy, but not the store and clothing line, the branch of service; I'm not hard, tough, buff, redneck, built like a brick shithouse, or anything else that would indicate that I thrive to "kick ass". I am me, no hype, no expensive brand name, no complex puzzle, and no special logo required. I'm just me. Tall, fair-skin, and handsome.

Actually, I am presently in South Korea. I have changed substantially since the original posting of this. I will fully update in a few days.