Why should a nonsmoking local gentleman read my ad?:

10. I've still got all my hair. Yes, on my head.
9. I squeeze toothpaste from the bottom and drape Toilet Paper over the top.
8. I can drive a stick shift, talk on the cell phone, eat fast food and read a map all at the same time, sans airbag deployment!
7. My dad sez that I'm a good egg - (oh, wait, he says that about his OTHER 8 kids, too!)
6. I have enough of a sense of humor to try a dating website and laugh at how absurd it can get.
5. I may just love the power tool aisle at home depot more than you do!
4. I'll let you have the remote control. And the popcorn. Just don't touch my cheesecake.
3. I'll ask for directions when we (you) are lost. Then, on the next holiday, I'll buy you GPS.
2. I won't care if you leave the lid up-just don't betray my confidence and let me down.
1. I can utter these words out-loud and in your presence; "I'm sorry, you were right, I was wrong." Major bonus points if you can, too!

Are you wholesome, *clean -cut* and unmarried (divorced 2+ yrs)? A NON-SMOKER who is physically fit or muscular, honest, patient, kind towards children, pets, strangers and the elderly even when no one is looking?

Would you get a kick out of a quirky blond who sometimes foils her own kitchen creations (oops!), isn't afraid to get her French nails dirty, manages her own 401k, and owns her own air compressor and knows how to use it?

I am educated, devoted, affectionate, understanding and try to maintain a 'can-do' attitude, an open mind, a heck of a lot of energy, and, okay, I admit to having a fetish for power tools like "Tim the Toolman Taylor".

I don't want to date 100 men, but hope to find 1 incredible, tender, ******honest****** man with morals and substance to love for a lifetime.

I promise to be and seek to find a wholesome, forgiving, trustworthy, devoted partner; someone to cuddle at night, eyes to gaze into over fruit loops in the morning, embracing arms on a bad day, a hand to hold beyond age 65.

I hope to find a partner whose smile will lift my spirits, whose kiss will make me weak, whose strength will keep me strong, whose arms will keep me warm and whose mind will broaden my horizons.

Thanks for reading and good luck in your search! (No, I don't work for the airlines).

P.S. Chauvinistic men aren't my thing. Macho doesn't impress me. Having integrity and depth does.

P.P.S. If your other ad (or your former ad) is posted on a porn site, I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Male
Age between 38 and 52
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke