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| City |
pgh Pennsylvania |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Virgo |
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Height | 5' 5" (165 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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Hang Out |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
smooth criminal |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
N/A |
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| | About Me |
| | i like fun. and cool parties. and awesomeness in general. im clever and witty and have amazing skills. i have a dog. i like tv and movies and going places. i like to lie and make things up. im incredibly judgemental and undeniably shallow. i also like to drink alot and have more interest in a designer purse than i have in your previous baby mama. and speaking of your babies, if you have them, know that i do not posess the ability to relate to children. its next to impossible for me to feign interest in macaroni art, or tell them the picture they colored is amazing when they clearly colored outside the lines. if you do drugs, and i mean any kind, please take a minute to remind yourself of what a loser you really are. i am not particularly fond of body art/mutilation, however anchor tatoos will be considered if you currently serve in/are a veteran of the armed forces, or are popeye.
i have some advice for those of you that are looking for a "girl who can just throw a baseball hat on and go on a hike/bike ride/to a sporting event": call up your best male friend and inform him you have a crush on him, and that he is everything you've been looking for in a girl and your sorry it took so long to figure it out. i wear dresses and makeup to run errands, i wear 4-inch heels to the grocery store, and i do not own even ONE pair of tennis shoes----because i'm an effing girl, not your old frat buddy. |
| | First Date |
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go somewhere fun. i would prefer if you didnt drink, because i will likely be wasted by the time i get there and will probably need help calling a cab at some point. |
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km3534 has 2 roses that can be sent. |
 | I had the pleasure of being this delightful young lady's date to a wedding. I got what I expected, to say the least. Within an hour of being there, she was on the arm of some other dude. That's just playing hard to get. I decided to show off how manly I was by getting her a drink and then drinking it myself. If she wanted it, she had to hang out with me. This worked after a while and we cut such the dashing figure, that a professional photographer insisted on taking our picture. We danced the night away and she continued to play hard to get. Finally, we left the hall and to prove how spontaneous I was, she made me steal. A Lot. Her friend needed a lift and so I volunteered to take them to the nearest hotel in their car. Once in the room, she became cranky and belligerent because no one would bring her pizza or let her swim with Bret Michaels. After allowing a chick to finger her and weiner poking another guy, her, her friend, and I slept together ALL NIGHT LONG. Awkward drive home though... |
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