A frog, who's father's name was Mick Jagger, walks into a bank for a loan. The bank teller, named Pattie Wack was, to say the least, slightly confused that the amphibian would need a thing such as that. The frog hands her a small unicorn as a token of his sincerity. She retreats into the back to ask her manager what the policy is on giving frogs bank loans, especially with a ceramic as a security deposit. He responds with

"Its a knick knack, Pattie Wack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone"

So apparently it’s not cool just to tell one of the funniest jokes in the world, they actually want to know more about you. Curiosity is a dying perception! I’m entering my fourth year of university specializing in Southern American History with a minor in Geography. My favorite cereal is Fruit Loops and I optimistically hold that Obama is going to win the election.
I love outdoor sports and couldn’t shoot a basketball to save my life. I used to race mountain biking on the provincial level and lifeguard until I discovered that I don’t like cold water. I have a soft spot for the Foo Fighters and Robin Williams.

No
a) creepers
b) constant sleepers
c) Beakers (guys who are orange and cannot formulate a cognitive sentence)
may apply

well don't you think actually going on a first date would be more interesting than describing it? just a thought ;)