I'm pretty much just a normal girl looking for a normal guy. I only have a few real requirements. I'd like it if you were single, male, past puberty and pre-carrying a defibrillator. Those are requirements. I'm looking for someone honest and who actually has the time and desire to see me. That means more than once a week after a certain point. It would also be cool if you had all your hair, teeth and appendages (And if you have to look up the word "appendages" we won't click). That being said, I like smart guys. And that doesn't have to mean you have a college degree as I've come to learn that isn't always representative of a person's intelligence. But, come on, guys. You know if you rode the short bus and licked the windows.

As for me? I like to think of myself as smart, witty, sarcastic, and awesome. I'm also half German and half Mexican. It's an interesting combo but I'm possibly the only beaner schnitzel you'll ever meet. I enjoy hitting a dive bar and seeing if a dirty old man will send a drink my way. I like a lot of indie music such as The Decemberists, The Plastic Constellations, Nine Black Alps, Wilco, Editors, Rilo Kiley, The Postal Service, Belle and Sebastian, etc.. I go to the movies alone every Sunday. I know some people feel awkward or uncomfortable doing that but I actually kind of like it. But, yeah, I might let you come with me one day. And if you have a full body shot, the first thing I look at is your shoes. It's weird but true.

And you should know... I'm chubby. Yeah. Sorry for mentioning that here at the end. I'm just hoping somewhere out there is a hot guy(in my eyes) who likes a little chub. And Christ on a crutch, don't meet me and expect me not to be chubby after you read this. Although, within the past month, I've discovered a passion for the gym and have been going 4-5 times a week so the chub might be a thing of the past pretty soon.

Addendum: I'm pretty shy about messaging someone first. Maybe it's a fear of rejection. Also, I've had my share of men who are unable to be candid about their situations and who, when faced with their un-truths, lack the balls to own up to their actions. Look, guys, I really don't ask for much but it is essential that you are honest with me. I find no point in lies and have become rather good at recognizing one. I've had my share of liars and I bet at least 5 of them were much better at it than you.

Also, if you are currently dating in excess of three girls, I'm not interested. Sorry guys but if I wanted to meet a pimp-playa, I wouldn't have to get on here to do it. Even though it does seem as though the vast majority of men on here are just looking to get as much cooter as possible. Yeah, I said cooter. And you loved it.

Anything that doesn't make me throw up in my mouth a little.

Or let's watch some UFC. Or practice it! I can perfect my triangle choke on you. Ha ha