I put the toilet seat down when I'm done, squeeze the toothpaste from the middle and am usually late to work. when I was in High-school, I used to dream becoming a rockstar but ended up with a regular 8 to 5 corporate job. I prefer subway over McDonald's and Quizznos over Subway. I know the difference between "your" and "you're".

I have a unique European accent, I'll buy you a beer if you can figure out where I am from. But then I'm from 2 different countries, you guess both, you get 2 beer(s)... A shot, if you give me a hug. Sometimes I leave dishes in the sink, I don't switch the A/C to 65, that's North Pole for me. I have a goldfish.....but we're just friends. The credit fairy used to be my booty call, until my tooth fairy b*tch slapped her

Sometimes my shoe leashes are untied, I don't like the homelees guys when they say they are hungry but have a cigarette in their hand. I will pass your bathroom test but my bedroom may be alittle messy. Screw subway; ....Schlotzsky is the best.

I trade stocks part-time and dream to become a millionaire over night.... If we click; I will ask you out and will ask your number, so don't freakout. I love international travels. I know the best restaurant in town and its not even classy. I'm trying to move to a northern state but in this economy it's dangerous to be converted to a yankee. I'm looking for a real woman, I'm tired of the inflatable one

I dont't wanna retire, cause playing Bingo is boring. Drinks I like are; Vodka-pineapple, vodkaDr. Pepper. Obama's package failed to stimulate me. I don't have any kids and I'm debt free...Don't own a house either but I finally know what Victoria's little secret is

I'm a newbie architect and also hold an MBA. I'm not rich. Even If i was, I will not be your sugar-daddy. I will do that if I'm 50 yrs old and single. I'm random, in case you couldn't tell. I'm looking for a girl who is goofy and cheezy enough to read this profile untill the end. Congrads!!! Now, message me or I will drink and cry until you do....

HINT! HINT! HINT! HINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: If I ask you how your week is going or your weekend...it's not cause I'm really curious about it, it is because I'm trying to start a conversation with you. Even if nothing interesting is going on, just make up some stuff...I don't know; say something like: "Making plans to rob a bank with my girls this weekend", or "going to ski this weekend on Westheimer" or "I went to happy hour with IRS people and am getting a tax credit" ...But please don NOT give short answers like "it was good" or "it was great, how was yours?" (unless you dont want to hear from me again). Add something more and always ask another question back. Those short answes lock me up and I have no idea how to continue an online conversation with those short responses.

I usually don't change my mind, I have people to do that.

......and I can cook, but screw me and Schlotzsky; Arby's rocks

We can go to Vegas and get drunk and get married by a Priest wearing Elvis Presley costume. You divorce me after we come back to TX and you take everything I own :)))))

Right??? In your dreams....in my nightmares

We can eat tons of garlic and onions to make sure we are not having sex on our first date. Would that make you more comfortable?. If we don't click we can always hook up our friends.

Wish you good luck on plentyoffish