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Looking for someone whom actually wants to physically meet, and hang out rather than play msn email tag for weeks..just not the same, sorry,lol. I'm not here for quantity of responses, but quality responses.

On a serious note, what is with the little yellow ball?

Please have a pic as well as a sense of humour please, I like to see whom I'm conversing with.

If I add you as a fav. it's showing interest, why type a long message out and not hear back? I seem to get that question alot.

I wish everyone the best and hope you all find what you are looking for, everyone deserves that!

Cheers!

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let
them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin:
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, Please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.' 'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'


Nurses
> > aren't supposed to laugh.
> >
> > 'Of course I won't laugh, said the
> > nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years
> > I've never laughed at a patient.'
> >
> > 'Okay then, said Fred, and he
> > proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
> > 'man thingy' the nurse had ever
> > seen.
> > Length and width, it
> > couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable
> > to control herself, the nurse started
> > giggling,
> >
> > then
> > fell to the floor laughing.
> >
> > Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her
> > feet and regain her composure.
> >
> > 'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't
> > know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
> > promise it won't happen again.
> >
> > Now,
> > tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
> >
> > ..'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
> >
> > She ran out of the room.

A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister." Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister."

"I do?" questions the confused youngster.

"Sure," responds the dad, "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."

The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?"

Simply go with the flow, be spontaneous and have lots of laughs and talk about some similar interests. All depends on the time of year and what the weather id doing of course as well. Giddy up!