The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical........Okay, non of that is true, but it is one of my favorite quotes from a movie. If you can name the movie, I would be very impressed.......Now for the good stuff....Just trying this whole online thing out. I am not really sure what to expect. I love meeting new people so what better way, right? I believe in living life to the fullest. After all, you only get to do it once. I consider myself to be honest...sometimes too honest, fun, determined and only serious when I have to be. I have a very wide variety of interests and I am always up for trying something new. I am an engineer by degree, but have transfered into a project management role. I am looking for a girl that is independent, smart and is just as comfortable in jeans and a sweatshirt as she is in dressing up for a night on the town. Oh and sarcasm is a must. If it sounds like fun, hit me up.

If I told you, where would the surprise be? Possibly some wine and converation...