I’ve been told to join this site for a couple of months now at least (there is a girl in my office on this site, she doesn't know.....and not going to, not if i can help it), anyway, here we go.

First up, I have a few ....lets call it "rules" for now, and lets call this round 1 . I speak English, that means if you talk like this “Hey u, how r u doing, wnt 2 meet up ltr?” (I had to think real hard to type that in txt spk!) then please stop reading, if I get a headache reading txt spk then you probably get a headache reading proper English too. Ok, I can’t stop you reading but if proper English doesn’t hurt your eyes then maybe you can be saved after all.

So, once we got passed that first "round", we come to the second round, (I feel like I am writing some dodgy fiction rubbish with strong emphasis on the word rubbish) I like a happy person. Life is to short to be sad, happy people are more fun and we like fun right? So that means no emo or depressing type please. Yes that means you are rejected, and step away from the razor.............oh what do I care, do what make you happy....(I mean sad...which ever). I may have ruled out lot lot of woman already, i mean walking down the street half the girls wear black and looking miserable and the other half are constantly on their mobile texting, oh well.

Anyway, final round now, you are sooooooooooooooo close to the end. Here we go.

QUICK ! Think of a topic other than shopping, corrie or shoes!....1,2,3, times up ! I hope you could otherwise our conversation will be pretty dull, since I know nothing about any of those....and no, don’t even try to change me............I know what you are up to!

Bonus point by the way if you know the off side rule :)

Now that you’ve got this far I can tell you about me (by the way, if those txt spk ones still reading, here is an aspirin). I am easy going, laid back, not much get to me, considerate and thoughtful. I work a lot (Legal) and spend my working day basically getting sued for things others did but it’s so fun, you should try it sometimes. The lawyer bit, not the getting sued bit. When I am not getting sued, I like to take pictures with my camera, I take nice pictures too.....shame the ones I put up I look like a tit (Not that i mind looking like a tit, or looking at a tit(s), but that’s a whole different thing), I have an excuse for that. Some of those pictures are taken by a friend of me.....that’s the lawyer talking :D

I also like to see a movie now and again, and I am unashamed to say that my shelf of DVDs looks a bit like the ones in Blockbuster, Spielberg will be proud, it is awesome. It rivals any shoe rack you can throw at me, I guarantee that your Jimmy Choos or Manolo Blahniks are not as impressive, even Sarah Jessica Parker will agree. I also like to hang out with my friends, i treasure my friends and life would be lost without them. If I have spare time after all that I like hitting young children on the head with a heavy instrument; Guitar, Banjo, Violin...etc. Piano is best I've found although a little tiring, it keeps me amused for hours, seriously you should try it...

I also like to cook, Italian, Indian, Chinese, English, all kinds of foods. It’s okay if you can’t cook, at least we are not going to starve. I will do all the cooking, if you can do the washing up. What I hear you say? It’s only fair ! Not fair ???? GET OUT !


The txt bunch still here ? have another Aspirin.....

















(The above is not meant to be serious btw)

If we were in the movies.....sunset, horseback riding.....falls off.....and repeat etc

(SCRAPPED - due to it being crap....will just do the below for now until i can think of something better.)

or we can just go to the pub and get drunk then fondle, millions of people do it, "beer helping ugly people get laid since 1927". Have you not seen the poster ? I am going to have some, who knows, I might need it. Cheers.

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