I am man of many talents and master of none.. I always have a story to tell , comedy , tragedy, inspirational, and bull____ .. People like my sense of humor and sarcastic wit. Right now my body style is like Peter Griffin of TV's Family Guy... I am trying to improve it to at least a Homer Simpson or a better. I am big fan of live music and local bands, movies, and comedy clubs. I am looking for a long term, a special someone who has dreams and goals that can enjoy my brand of twisted humor.

!!If you would like to contact me follow please these rules!!!!

***Please have all your teeth, and do not be addicted to crystal meth or any felony related narcotics...

First date: Meeting for coffee. Or dinner is good too. Anything that will gives time to talk and get to know each other.