Hello to all, I really don’t know what to say. I’m just an everyday man that can be there for when u need someone just to listen as well that man that you can't get enough of and makes you laugh. I try my best to eat good and stay healthy. I work in a business (a legal business that is)that allows me to make my own hours. I am not the punch-a-clock type. Some days i just like to sleep in. plus alarm clocks annoy me. I have one daughter she is 18. I like to joke around and have fun, travel, take spontaneous drives through the country or just criuse the suburbs and look at fancy houses. I tell it like it is, sometimes it get me in trouble though. I accept people as they are. I work hard and i am not a scrub. I like all types of music, doesnt matter to me as long as i can dance to it. My best qualities i would say is that im a good listener, sociable, understanding, open minded, a great kisser and a good cook.

What i look for in a woman is not her skin color, its: honesty, laughter, sarcasum, a nice smile and a good personality. Thinks highly of herself but not conceided. Opened minded, caring, and just fun to be around. oh, i do like style and class in a woman, its sexy, and brings a smile to my face. what can i say.

What i dont want is, drug addicts, bi-polar, or anyone using street drugs as a form of medication. Been there done that.

So if you are a passionate, down to earth woman that likes to laugh, travel and can sit back and enjoy the stars on a nice summer night with a Corona and lime or can cuddle up in a blanket on the floor, as we eat popcorn and watch a scary movie,... Drop in and say hello.


Here is a couple of jokes.. enjoy:

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."

The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!

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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' ; Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!

A first date, whatever we decide on. Its not where we go, it's how much fun we have when we get there.