I am interested in meeting a woman with a good personality, with a great sense of humor. A woman with goals and not a party-every-weekend mentality. Every other weekend may be fun though..lol. Race is not a factor, to me its not the color of ur skin but how you are as a person, inside and out. Must be a mature and positive woman, with goals and ambition. Being able to hold a conversation and have an opinion is a plus. And not be afraid to try something once, and please leave your past relationships at the door, what ever happened in ur last relationship, sorry it wasn't my fault, dont take it out on me, I DIDNT DO IT, so let me apologize for him, for being a fool. It's his loss..right? And last but not least, Kids are not a problem, I have one and they are what makes the world go round, right? Hey smile, it always brightens the day. Take care,

Here is a joke:

A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."


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What would I do on a first date, hmmm, Be a gentleman first of all, treat her like the ladie she is, and have fun. Possibly go somewhere nice and have a drink and get to know each other, whatever it is, just as long as i spend time getting to know that special lady....What i wont do is go to a movie, they kind of defeats the purpose of getting to know each other..right..think about it..

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