Before you continue and contact me please make sure you are not a "Damsel in Distress" after you've read this profile and please make sure you have atleast basic comprehension skills
Do you remember the Gremlins? Well I Am the GIZMO/GIZZY, cute yet Ill cause chaos when needed or not. Also not to forget I can "bite your head off" as easy as Ozzy bites the head off the bat, that is if you should speak in a nasty manner to me otherwise I'll play nice. I have to say that being on this site for few weeks and reading what people say to me makes me think that most of them are not capable of reading or infact understanding for example I preffer that you have full head of hair unless u purposelly shave it off than that's cool. There are things that I like and dislike and people still say stuff that is complete waste of time. Well here it goes.... a self titled novel!
You might think you will be talking to your regular, blonde airhead who acts like trash and has nothing good or intelligent to say basically Paris/Lindsay wannabes - you are in for a big surprise, I don't have the "Pretty House Nobody's Home" syndrome!
Please save yourself time, I certainly do not look like a person who likes to take pictures so DONT ASK YOUR NOT GETTING ANY!!!!! That goes for webcams also! I really don't care if you want to see more.
I always speak what I think, I am come off mean sometimes, ruthless, sarcastic (not my fault the devil on my shoulder tells me to do so ) ,yes it gets me introuble alot of times but I prefer to be that way, you can't handle the truth? that is not my problem!
I am 25, 5' short, blonde, blue eyes petite all around except one place LOL Well come to think of it I have no clue how to describe my physical appearance I am NOT tall, I am NOT skinny and NOT fat, I am perfectly fit got the curves in the right places ( Keep in Mind I DONOT have JLO butt because thats just FAT)- hmm no wonder I have my screen name as Pam LOL I could be her body double and I think 3 years of five times a week martial arts paid off yes that means I can kick your butt, scared yet???? Although I am the type of girl that is Law/Accountant by day and outlaw by night, I dont smoke, don't drink alcohol VIRGIN SHIRLEY TEMPLE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or do any other kind of illegal substance, but if i am comfortable around you I act like a clown anyway (within limits). By the way I am not applying for the designated driver position here-so we are on the same page!
The thing is I am not going to tell you I am nice and sweet (no one is in this day its all pretend) because I am not I have a "raging bull" personality, but once you are in my life friends or otherwise you will not regret it. I am down to earth with high excpectations yet I'm sarcastic with dirty humor and sometimes a guy's mind.
I am very comfortable with beauty of women so I don’t judge every actress or female on the street, so please get over it and don't try to make me jeallous, however if you want to have a wondering eye (once you are with me)and other parts (lol) guess what - I am way out of your league!. I love Pamela Anderson-if that’s not obvious I don't know what is (although I never said I acted or dressed like her, that would be so immoral for me if I did), Carmen Electra, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johannson. And yes I am the subscriber to Playboy magazine I have no problems with it its very classy and tastefully taken pictures and so as Maxim and FHM. (Maybe I should start being with girls never done that LOL)
I don’t have the" biker chic" look, more like the only girl in abecrombie and fitch sweats and flip flops known to ride, but I do love motorcycles (Harleys or Choppers). I admire bike shows, please no silly sports bikes they are so useless sorry guys! Dont email me and start telling me how your Yamaha beats the Harleys once again-I dont care, go try to bother Hells Angels I d love to see your bike dragged down the highway, LOL. By the way your suped up honda or BMW is NOT going to impress me so please leave it for others I am more impressed with F250 Super Duty
I am currently studying law and accountancy SCHOOL RULES!!!!! FBI-Here I come (please dont get any weird fantasies here) lol!!!!- Dance,Sing (I sound like the girl from Evanescence) and Play Piano for 13 years I haven’t been in many relationships but the ones I have been I become immediate favorite person of the parents and other siblings I love getting along with families. Love to help mom in the kitchen and help out dad in any way I can and become best friends with your sister. I am extremely picky
I am very straight forward and I don’t lie so if you are not for me, I'll tell you that. I don’t generally like dating scenes but I figured out to try. I am not going to pretend and say I don’t care what you look like and its all about personality that is complete BS. I want the whole package the brains, the attitude and the looks because that is what I have to offer, and if you are the right person for me I will make sure that you are happy.
I do believe in physical and spiritual attraction. Basically I want to fell like a kid on a x-mass morning when I see you (for those of you who don't understand let me clarify this part is about the looks I have to FEEL ATTRACTED to you) and you must be intelligent and have to have sense of humor because I have one little bit on perverted side.
Have you ever seen the Mr&Mrs Smith with Brad and Anjelina? If you did this is what I want in the relationship both hot, powerful, passionate people with their own sh*tto do ( without killing eachother )
One thing I disrespect cheaters and palyers. I am not looking for that, please no airheads and**** guys either Intelligence please...! I realize that I have extremely high standards but I am not shallow or looking for someone to take care of me BUT
You MUST know (NOT THINK) that you have the following qualities:
1. You are smart-intelligence will get you to a lot of places.
2. You must take care of yourself physically.
3. Please look forward to all the good stuff eventually like family and all.