Lets see where do I start.....
I am not going to deny, although I am book smart, I am an absolute windowlicker and yeah well retard. I am a non conforming shitstarter, troublemaker with the pirates spirit!

I AM LOOKING FOR FRIENDS! PEOPLE TO RIDE WITH! I am not looking for relationships I am not looking for anything other then friends(no benefits, HOWEVER IF YOU AND I GET ALONG ERY WELL ON THE FRIENDSHIP LEVEL AND WE ARE BOTH ATTRACTED TO EACHOTHER, then and only then I am not opposed to dating. If you don't know the meaning of friendship, I suggest you look it up.
I must say NY people are full of it. Here is the question of the century.....
Why do people need to list useless sh*t like " I am caring, charming, have great sence of humor and Blah Blah Blah"?
Maybe the other person does not find your touchy-feely, pet name calling tactics charming, maybe if you can't deal with sarcasm then you don't have a good sence of humor, caring-not, maybe you are just annoying! So take that advise and try not to be such an a**!!!
Why doesnt anyone lists what they are not like:
For example like me--
I am not a charming person I am as evil as it gets
I am not a domesticated person I hate cleaning, cooking and anything home related, I guess the significant other will be wearing the skirt in the family! LOL
I am very much of a road warrior and a gypsy at heart!
I am not your average girl that I can guarantee you!
I love shopping and designer stuff, but I don't care about nails and hair and can be a guy and a messy non shower taker for a day.
I have 6 tattoos on my left arm, I have Barbwire ironic kind of goes with my screen name on here lol, Cerberus the guardian of hell, pentagram with upsidedown cross-no im not satanic (i'll tell you a story behind it) and I am not religious either, "Lifeless" "D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F"( does it look like i give a F*ck) for those who don't know and "Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see". I also have a piece on my back no its not tramp stamp and i dont do flowers or butterflies or angel wings. I am an Ironhead Barbie, I love bikes I like riding them, learning about them and fixing them.
I love metal but at heart I am a total country chick, I am such a redneck, lol
I am not a ditzy blonde, so please do think I am going to go and enjoy hanging out with people in clubs, I am the type of girl that will hang out at a biker bar, play Britney Spears and dance to it up on the bar (no stripping)!!!
What else hmm let me see...
I am a CPA (accountant monday through friday and ***hole on the weekend)
I DON'T drink, smoke, do any kind of drugs.
I love to dance, sing, and if not obvious ride to live and live to ride.
I live on long island of idiots and work on the other island of idiots who are stuck up and rude and mean, I don't know which island is better.

Hmm... First date ONLY IF I WAS LOOKING FOR ONE I hate them anyway well my ideal date would be in the summer-Yankees Game but that wouldn't be a date for you because your not getting any attention from me ill be all into the game. Even better if you ride a motorcycle Reminder no crotch rockets! I don't ride "biker b**ch" I RIDE MY OWN.