\/SUCCESS: I've been seeing someone for a little while and have gone exclusive... all kinds of serious -- she even fits 95% of my ridonkulous requirements below -- who knew? Cheers to all -- there are some great people on here if you catch it just right. Hit me up for friends or chat if you like.../\


ME:
- I’m outdoorsy -- I like to sit around and get drunk on patios.

I’m here for the same reason everyone else is – because I secretly like screening and judging people that I don’t know… don’t lie, you like it too!

- I don’t take this internet dating stuff too seriously, but it will be the sh*t in like 2 years – I am a pioneer.



MY VITALS:
I am 5’11” and have blonde hair (thanks distant relative), big blue eyes (thanks Dad), a thin athletic stature (I totally blasted my pecs today), a relaxed demeanor, and a pretty deep voice with a slight southern draw (thanks..umm… big adam’s apple).

A LITTLE ABOUT ME:

- I may pick up and move to another state from time to time for work/ adventure. In fact, I will likely be living in Raleigh as well as Winston Salem, Columbia (SC), and/or DC after this year…

-I can't sit in one place forever, but if I could... it would likely be somewhere tropical where a couple bucks buys a house, a butler, and like 2 or 3 women (wait, that's not sexist is it? I think they still sell those...).

- Worky work at the jobby job: I’ve been in the business of statewide politics for 5 years. It's delicious and I like it. But, I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. haha. I have some pretty serious professional goals… and they are coming together swimmingly, thanks for asking.

- I have a passion for not cooking. I make friends with people that do. It balances out, I swear! I could burn a salad… just feed me and we’ll get along. I’m hungry.



- Everyone in the room, you, your family, and friends might think ill of me, but whatever pet you have (especially dogs) will likely find its way to sitting on my lap. I induce pet-jealousy everywhere I go. I think I use my calmly assertive dog whispering voice or hey, maybe I smell like bacon (I don't really though, I was making that up -- I really smell like chocolate).

YOU:

I’d do well with someone who likes to eat different things (foodie), enjoys a drink (admit that our lives would be empty without alcohol), likes to bowl/ throw darts/ play on the wii/play games, is well-read, competitive (but able to lose with grace… often), enjoys a good movie and vegging out now and again, is sensual and likes to touch and be touched (PDA is gross though), free-spirited, and passionate about… something.

I’d enjoy someone who is engaging in conversation, can take a little teasing (and dish it), and who is socially intuitive.

Physically, I’m not looking for a woman who fits an exact mold. But, I only date tanned women with blonde hair, blue eyes, sizes 0-4, between the height of 5’4” and 5’4 3/16”, weighs 105.67 lbs. Haha. I’m not into large women, but some of my friends are… not everyone agrees on physical attraction, ya know.



MORE STUFF:
All of my friends are open, honest, funny, unique, passionate, successful, warm, caring people. Only on rare occasion are they bitterly hateful and vindictive haha. We all come from different walks in life (really not kidding about that either) but are tied together with what we have in common (like… beer).

Seriously, I like being around people and going out to do fun stuff – even while balancing 3600-4200 minutes a week on average and traveling around the state. I’m always busy these days and have something going on almost every night, but I somehow find time for my friends and family.

K Bye

: Now dance for me, Green Banana Man! Dance or I shall smote you!

Under the silver moon-light under a cluster of stars, we'd listen to the steady sweet ebb and flow of the rolling tide tickle our ears with it's gusty, yet gentle constant whisper while chugging vodka from our matching brown bags like a couple of Russians.

Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be married