1. Sick of being alone with my cat.... what to do...
2. A date? What's that? The only one I've seen in three years is something bigger than a grape and smaller than a prune, I think....
3.Daughter says "Mom go online- there's a really nice guy out there somewhere who would be lucky to find you, and they're not following you home from the grocery store"....
4.Loved the name "Plenty of Fish" so created profile...
5.Never went back to it- bad car accident sidelined me for a year and a half....drugs were a wonderful thing....
6.Got off of the pain killers, now have to quit food...
7.Co-worker constantly on my back,wants to write a personal ad for me in the local "senior boomer" newspaper....ugh.
8.Decided I'm not ready to date 'grandpa' so looked at Plenty of Fish again....
9.Contacted one guy, started to exchange info, told him my mom just fell and broke her pelvis, to which he replied, "That's sad. She must be the one in the photo with you"......
10.SERIOUSLY????? That's me and my 28 year old daughter!!!
11.My cat is lookin pretty good right now.....