My humour is very bizzare and hell yeah i have thot about space travel cus i am seriously OUT THERE!!!

It's honey that heals all wounds. ...And maggots. This is all mind-numbingly true. Trust me, Until you've lovingly smeared wriggly li'l maggots all over someone's leg, you haven't lived.

and if ya dont have a sence of humour, or ya have the mating skills of a buffalo and the people skills of a whale then i am so sorry but i really aint the girlie for you.

I cant sit still for long i am keen horserider, love trampolining, bike riding, making my own sausages, and living in a dreamworld. Love to get out and boogie at the weekends, kick back n chill and have a drink of coffee or 5!!!

Have a wicked sense of humour, and am always up for a laugh and a little craziness. Have broad shoulders for anyone in need, and a few cheery words for anyone whose down.

Remember punk, i know where you live!!

I'm am travelling through time and amusing the dwarves, on my quest.....