Words don't typically do people justice. That winds up being okay, though, because few people do justice to words and turnabout is fair play.

I don't believe in stress or salads. The former because I've never seen it do anyone any good. The latter because I am not a rabbit.

I lived in ten different states before I started Junior High. No, I was not an Army brat -- my father was a morning show DJ, and was widely regarded as hilarious. I like to pretend that I, too, am hilarious, but your mileage may vary.

I have a bachelors in Computer Science from the University of Alabama, but it would be a lie to say that I studied while I was there, unless you count bourbon and football among the arts and sciences (which I do).

In May I graduated from Law School, where the primary thing that I learned was that the only correct answer to virtually any question is "It depends."

I'm also quite good at counting and can identify colors and shapes consistently. I'm told that this is important.

I have a 2 year old yellow lab. He sheds constantly, but he's cute enough that I don't mind the armies of dog-hair-bunnies that assemble on my hardwood floors every day while I'm at work.

I keep myself busy. Whether that keeps me out of more trouble than it gets me into has yet to be seen.

I would probably sit across the table from her, searching for words and fumbling awkwardly with my napkin. Either that or I'd talk her ear off about the nuances of 4th Amendment Jurisprudence or the spread offense's impact on SEC football. (Hey, nobody's perfect.) If any of that sounds like your idea of a good time, send me a message.

Female
Age between 20 and 35
Must not do drugs
Must not smoke