So you have looked at many profiles and you have prob seen a patern so lets skip the same ole same ole after you get done reading you will have to IM/Message me if this profile strikes your funny bone.

Now about me....

Im fun, reliable, respectful, moral, honest, strong personality, stand for my principals that means yes i have a spine lol, in my presence you will be safe,I am a man of my word , You will see that I have quality friends.

When I say I am going to do something I do it because my word is like gold, and I expect the same with the person I am with. That means no flaky behavior. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteric's.

What this means is im a no nonsense guy I don't want drama or co-dependant contacts... let me know what you think ...

What I am looking for .....I am looking for Someone who is at the same place in life that I am.....Someone who is capable of moving forward and enjoying the rest of there life. YES THIS Will BE FUN hope to talk soon

Ok My comical side lol

IM THE GUY YOUR MOTHER TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT ....

BUT WE BOTH KNOW YOU NEVER LISTEN TO HER ....

.....I don't ask for much in a woman..... She just has to be Tall,Rich, Beautiful, Nice, Smart, Funny, Sexy, Voluptuous, Honest, Sincere, Helpful, Patient, Kind,
Independent and of course willing to feed me beer and chip while I lay around the house and watch TV.....
Did I Mention........... NO CRAZY WOMEN ?????....

If you have Major Baggage and or are Sexually Repressed or have Issues with men ........ Do Not Contact Me ..... I am not a doctor ...... So this means NO CRAZY WOMEN ......

Usually coffee

Female
Age between 30 and 50
Must not do drugs