I'm a 24 year old English person from Montreal, Quebec (yes I speak french) who likes to do tons of amazing stuff. Now that I've built up such an amazing expectation of what's to come next, I'll finish with -I'm normal. Just like anyone else! I have a job, pay bills, own a car and plan on being rich some day. Either I'll win the lottery or a rich person will pay me off to silence me from their screw up.
Now that I've gotten all the awkward makes jokes out of boring crap to describe myself out of the way, here's the fun stuff: I'm pretty much done college shy of a few classes. I plan on being an IT guy somewhere. I do have a social life and I get more tanning outside than I do from my computer monitor!

I have been told that I'm somewhat of a funny person although I can never tell if they laugh at my jokes, my fake french accent or the fact that I dress funny. To this day it still eludes me!
Description stuff....
-5'12" tall dark and handsome. I'm huge. Yes, I weight a ton and require a crane and the fire department to move me out of my house twice a year. I have green/gray/orange eyes. You'll have to see them for yourself. I can't explain why the orange.
People always have such deep meaningful quotes that they found through a Google search, so I figured I would follow suit; "I have quotes that are meaningful only to me." -Allan (i just made up this quote, then quoted myself about my awesome quote that I quote while quoting myself.)
Well, if you're gotten this far, only taken 1/4 of what I said seriously and read my profile (who actually does anyways) maybe you should message me. But you haven't really read this far so why am I writing this...
Long walk on the beach, cats and ice cream.
...But seriously, it depends on the person. I'm not much for a what do you want to do 100% spur of the moment. Some planning helps but spur of the moment is an equally attractive idea. Anything to get to know the person really.