Are you sighing for a sweet, caring, romantic man to go shopping with on Saturdays?

Hard luck, sister!

I'm spiky, fiercely bright, witty and and irritable. Despise people who chew gum with their mouths open, and leave the TV on when they have visitors.

Pretty modest and unassuming, as you can see. Do you think you can handle me?

Striving for something - not sure what it is. Need to feel that click. Are you a wise and witty woman?

I work in a new industry applying common sense to it. Outside work I'm a magician and want to develop this as an art.

You'll be - well, very bright, probably a professional, funny, frustrated you haven't yet found someone to spark you off properly yet. You'll enjoy an outdoor life and keeping fit. You'll be unfussy and will require a maximum of 5 minutes to get ready to go out. You'll be passionate too.

Well, you've been warned if you push that button.....dare you?

What would I do on a first date?

Hope that I wouldn't have to make it the last one!