I have reread my little profile and decided it was high time to redo it. Here goes.

I have an awesome life and I do awesome things because......I am awesome. TaDa! I am Epic! Sometimes I freak myself out and am overwhelmed with how cool I am. It's like WHOA! And I have to remind myself to just breath and go lay down for a second.

In real life I am a total introvert...this pretty much explains me: "tends to be more reserved, less outgoing, and less sociable. They are not necessarily loners but they tend to have smaller circles of friends and are less likely to thrive on making new social contacts. Introverts are less likely to seek stimulation from others because their own thoughts and imagination are stimulating enough." I just go with the flow (unless I'm going against it)

Oh and I am sarcastic aswell!! LOL

I am a fabulous disaster but sometimes I think.. I don't take life seriously, although I should sometimes. I don't make any apologies. I am not fake, I give it to you like it is and I don't settle for less.

Another thing....yep I am curvy (I am actually hourglass shaped not one of those lazies that use curvy as an excuse for not getting their butts up off the couch and doing something about it) and yep I'm amazon tall( 5' 8 1/2" ). I take care of myself, (even though I believe all exercise is evil). People that use "fat" insults just because a girl has bust(I have more ass than tits) and hips make me chuckle. It's not that I think I am "all that" but people should be able to be proud of themselves without hateful or jealous **stards telling them otherwise. We all have flaws.

I am a pretty easy going, fun, flirty,silly, goofy, artsy,passionate,friendly,pear-shaped, rounded, curvy,open minded and happy girl who more times than not allows all the thoughts that enter my head to escape my mouth without filter. A girl afflicted by opinions. I do have a low tolerance for uneducated,unintelligent, arrogant,disrespectful and bitter people that have superiority complexes and for bullshit---oh, I'm sorry, I can also be a bit direct

Have YOU looked in the mirror lately??

Ok I think i have covered enough. I hope I havent scared anyone off, that is NOT my intention. I just dont believe in B.S.

I need to add something that I found that I think holds true when it comes to Being a RedHead!!

Redhead - A Chemical Analysis

Element: Redhead Symbol: RH Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175. Discoverer: It's debatable, some say Adam, but we now know, that only God could discover something so perfect! Occurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.

Physical Properties

Surface usually covered with minimal painted film. As a rule, not necessary.
Boils at everything, freezes without reason.
Melts if given special treatment.
Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties

Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
Reactive in liquids, even more, increased activity when saturated in alcohol.
Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.
Uses

Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
Can greatly improve hormonal levels.
Can warm and comfort under certain circumstances.
Incapable of cooling things down, when it's too hot.
Tests

Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Caution

Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling

The first freaky date...

It starts with ripping apart the closet finding the correct outfit, only to change it a dozen times. Its dinner and drinks a get to know you sort of thing. The nervous first time you meet, the silence that may or may not occur. The secret looks at one another, trying to read each others minds. THen it ends with do we kiss? Do we shake hand and call it a night... will he call or was he just not into me??

Its all a crap shoot