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When I first got divorced, my girlfriends and I created my "dating criteria". We were have a few****ails at the time and it sounded brilliant. I have decided to let go of horse owner with delightful foreign accent. I am also flexible about chopper pilot. I'm mostly non traditional, and prefer to be a non conformist. I consider myself creative and artistic.

So..I'm hoping there is someone out there who can make me laugh. Someone who cleans up nicely for an occassional night out, but is mostly comfortable in jeans. Someone who understands my girls are my top priority. I have surprisingly little divorce baggage, am financially stable and am not looking for a sugar daddy or a baby daddy.

Extra points for creativity here.