Hello out there! I'm a single guy who's lived in Central Alberta most of my life looking for the perfect woman (for me that is, no one is perfect and those who claim to be are liars and annoying!) Not looking for a booty call or one night stands, I'm looking for someone to get to know and hang out with, then see if theres chemistry. I'm looking for a woman who has the following:
1- Millions of dollars to support me and my 17 children
2- Perfect body with at least a D-cup (no stretch marks, tyvm)
3- A property at a nearby lake for long weekends(oh wait, shes rich so I don't have to work so every weekend is a long weekend)
4- The ability to produce an ice cold beer out of thin air
5- A nice smile.
6- A sense of humor.
If you have any 1 item on this list don't be afraid to message me!
But seriously, I want what I think most women want too, someone who makes your heart race when they walk in the room, someone to miss dearly when then aren't around. someone to truly appreciate when they are. To me, your lover should be your best friend, someone who you have no secrets from, someone who you adore, imperfections and all.
Best of luck all you beautiful women!
Go for a walk, Go to a pub, beer wings kareoke, go to a movie, road trips are THE best( maybe not for a first date though).Basically anything, as long as we can talk.
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