1. I have facial hair...apparently the trend these days is clean shaven.
2. I have LONG hair...apparently the trend these days is also to have short hair, if any at all. (UpDate!) I got it cut. It went to Locks Of Love (with any luck). So, it's not anyway near as long anymore.
3. I wear glasses...come on, most self respecting people got contacts _ages_ ago.
4. I don't drive...that just compounds any of the prior negatives I have going for me.
5. I still play and buy toys...of course I still play with them if I buy them, and we're not talking the adult kind either. I'm talking Legos and such.
6. I have meat on my bones...and it's not a 6-pack. No, it's more like a pudge if anything.
7. I like talking to the girl...at least once a day, it's nice to find out how things are going with someone, and to see what ,if anything, is going on in their edge of the world.
8. I won't pick a fight because she wants me to...I'm sorry, I'm not going to go and beat up every man who looks at you. I'm just not wired that way, and if you feel that I _should_be, I'm just not going to bother with it.
9. I won't ditch my friends and family for her...if she can't deal with a friend, that's fine, but don't expect me to drop them. I will try to minimize interaction, but there's only so much I'm capable of.
10. I don't have several "baby's mommies"...I figure if you were serious enough to have a child with the person, you should be serious enough to try and make it work.
11. I fumble my words...alot...I can get tongue-tied fairly easily.
12. I don't own the newest gear of the freshest clothes...I'm cheap, and I prefer getting things that can last a bit.
13. I have random whims...to go places, to see things, I'll just get a whim, and that'll be that.
14. I cuddle...I like hugs, kisses and cuddles, and of course a few select nibbles.
15. I own porn...I'm a guy who happens to have a sex drive, big shock.
16. I am picky...I don't just go for someone because they're easy or pretty, I have standards and if you don't reach them, well, it just won't work out, so I won't pursue it.
17. I will make you work to get into my pants...this lumps in with being picky, because I have to feel me and the girl would work out before considering sex.
18. I listen...apparently, knowing what's going on and who is involved in it is a bad thing in some circles. I don't always remember the interactions, but I'm pretty good at guessing them.
19. I like more then one type of music...and yes, some of it would be considered odd (Alvin & the Chipmunks, Monkey Majik, M-Flo, Jimmy Buffet and Robbie Willams for examples). But hey, I listen to it because I like how it sounds.
20. I don't dance...well, not well anyway. I don't mind giving it a shot, but don't be expecting Fred Astaire out there.
21. I like older things...like black and white movies, and some older music. And books, books are good when I get the chance to read them.
22. I am a nerd...I play video games, I read comics, I watch anime, and I do stuff online, that's pretty much the definition of a nerd these days.
23. I make bad jokes...I do, I don't always intend to, but I do.
24. I have female friends who are very protective...I don't throw a girl to the wolves right off, but just know that they are circling.
25. I don't really drink, nor do I smoke, or do any sort of drugs, nor do I have any piercings, or tattoos...sorry, I've never been interested in getting a tattoo or anything pierced outside of maybe my ears. And I haven't done that yet. It doesn't say I have anything against them, just don't be expecting me to have my labret done.
26. I am affectionate...I like holding hands, hugs and kisses, in public, in private, or just because.
27. I will talk alot...babbling is more accurate. I will sometimes just start talking and keep going and not realize that I had been flapping my yap for an hour.
28. I bite...just giving you all a heads up. I also have somewhat pointy teeth.

Well, if you made it through the list, I'm sure we can come up with something. We're both reasonably intelligent people after all.