OK, Let's have some fun with this.

It seems that the consensus on ladies requirements are for a man to be: Tall, Handsome, Funny, Intelligent, Fit, Rich, non-smoker and likes walks by the river. javascrapt:smilie('')

Poor guy, I would not want to be him, he'll get mugged the second he shows up in public!...

That being said, let's get real. So what do I want?

That one sassy, very smart ( here I go dreaming again!), lady that will make my knees weak...

Who am I? Picture an Alley Cat, the Disney kind, unconventional and easy going personality etc. Turn it in human form. That will come fairly close to describe me. And yes I do smoke, still in the process to quit but at times, it is not going so good, so here it is!

Now being an Alley Cat does NOT mean being homeless; I do have my own cardboard box to sleep under! I don't want, need or would consider yours...I manage well for quick escape and all....

I work on computer all day so I have no interest in computer relationship. The way I see thing going is we make contact here and meet in person shortly after.

So, I know I do repeat myself, what I am really looking for is a very smart Alley Cat of the female persuasion.

So you are forewarned, the first 2 books I published were children books BUT the last one is all about Sex, Wild Relationships and Esoteric Lifestyles; Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt, wrote about it... Alley Cat Style!

How's that for honesty and being up-front?

Thanks for reading and good fishing! javascrapt:smilie('')

PS: What you see/read is what you get from this end! I would appreciate the same...

The point is to communicate and get to know each other. The activity does not matter...